THE ACCURACY OF THE FOLLOWING ARE SOMEWHAT QUESTIONABLE ...Since most governmental agencies keep a tight rein on common citizens. I think you will be a bit surprised to read about the following that happen to be on the books .
-- It is illegal for any member of the Nevada Legislature or office to conduct
official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in
session. (I have seen this at a 7-11 store)
-- In New Mexico, it's legal for couples to have sex in a
parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or
van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in. (nooners)
-- Anywhere in the U.S., it's illegal to use any live endangered
species, except insects, in public or private sexual displays, shows
or exhibits depicting cross-species sex.
(I don't know about you , having a cockroach jumping up and down on my peepee ,really doesn't sound sexy.)
-- In certain eastern states (you know who you are) it is illegal to engage in sexual activity
with the lights on.
(reports state that women from these areas have large case of the uglies !!!!)
-- In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse
with a live fish.
(fish ??? women ??? What's the difference ????)
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