This blog will attempt to provide you some tips in the hunt for something that may actually work ....Most Women are pretty uncomfortable with their size and overall sexiness ....Who can blame them ????
Ridicule , Laughter . Finger Pointing and Vomiting followed every where they went.
Words like "Fatass" , "Tubby" . "Behemoth Bitch" were commonplace, leading to chicken bucket overdose.....But, NO MORE !!!
Buying some Boat canvas covers and duct tape can lead to some passionate evening wear.
Tips:
1. Hide the feedbag (Caution: Watch out for teeth, you may lose a finger )
2. Power wash her body ...(Try lobbing a "zip lock" bag full of flea shampoo at her like a Hand Grenade)
3. RUN ! If you decide to see it through , go to next step !!
4. Lay your "Pork Princess" on to the tarp ( In all her glory )
(note: If your nostrils are still being assaulted , "Blast"her again for good measure.
5. Cinch tarp together with rivet gun and duct tape ....Let your imagination go.
6. Cut out some "love holes" and some for her arms while you are at it....
(I Just visualized this and threw up in my mouth )
ALL DONE !!!
If your looking for different colors , materials , you can try Military Canvas , Parachute material, Corrugated Aluminum, Newspaper. There is absolutely no reason with the above set of tips, can help you find that special lingerie.
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