A few years back , I seemed to be on some new fad diet. I guess it started when I "lost" about 130 lbs. ....namely my EX. Well,little did i know that this sudden weight loss would bring me change. Dubbed the DIVORCE DIET , I proceeded to be as phyisically fit as i can to spite my Ex-wife. Tedious workouts,eating good things weren't enough.My 'inner-fat" had to be purged,and quickly. My inner fat consisted of bad thoughts, heavy side order of stress and low esteem.
After this enormous weight was now lifted, I could enjoy life like i should. Without reporting to anyone, being on my time and enjoying some freedom is the ultimate benefit . I realized that my physical state was never the "problem" , only that verbal abuse was weight i could not bear. Sometimes the guys are not the bad guys , there are just bad people.
Sure , i indulged. Sometimes it was food, sometimes it was booze , but i finally saw the light. This type of physical torment was easily changed, i feel "healthier'.
My goal is not to be "hollywood healthy' but be "happy'......
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Showing posts with label women. Show all posts
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Friday, July 11, 2008
HOW TO BUY PLUS SIZE LINGERIE ....
MOST MEN FIND IT DIFFICULT FINDING LARGE "PLUS-SIZE" LINGERIE THAT TRULY WOULD FIT THEIR "DREAM GIRL".
This blog will attempt to provide you some tips in the hunt for something that may actually work ....Most Women are pretty uncomfortable with their size and overall sexiness ....Who can blame them ????
Ridicule , Laughter . Finger Pointing and Vomiting followed every where they went.
Words like "Fatass" , "Tubby" . "Behemoth Bitch" were commonplace, leading to chicken bucket overdose.....But, NO MORE !!!
Buying some Boat canvas covers and duct tape can lead to some passionate evening wear.
Tips:
1. Hide the feedbag (Caution: Watch out for teeth, you may lose a finger )
2. Power wash her body ...(Try lobbing a "zip lock" bag full of flea shampoo at her like a Hand Grenade)
3. RUN ! If you decide to see it through , go to next step !!
4. Lay your "Pork Princess" on to the tarp ( In all her glory )
(note: If your nostrils are still being assaulted , "Blast"her again for good measure.
5. Cinch tarp together with rivet gun and duct tape ....Let your imagination go.
6. Cut out some "love holes" and some for her arms while you are at it....
(I Just visualized this and threw up in my mouth )
ALL DONE !!!
If your looking for different colors , materials , you can try Military Canvas , Parachute material, Corrugated Aluminum, Newspaper. There is absolutely no reason with the above set of tips, can help you find that special lingerie.
This blog will attempt to provide you some tips in the hunt for something that may actually work ....Most Women are pretty uncomfortable with their size and overall sexiness ....Who can blame them ????
Ridicule , Laughter . Finger Pointing and Vomiting followed every where they went.
Words like "Fatass" , "Tubby" . "Behemoth Bitch" were commonplace, leading to chicken bucket overdose.....But, NO MORE !!!
Buying some Boat canvas covers and duct tape can lead to some passionate evening wear.
Tips:
1. Hide the feedbag (Caution: Watch out for teeth, you may lose a finger )
2. Power wash her body ...(Try lobbing a "zip lock" bag full of flea shampoo at her like a Hand Grenade)
3. RUN ! If you decide to see it through , go to next step !!
4. Lay your "Pork Princess" on to the tarp ( In all her glory )
(note: If your nostrils are still being assaulted , "Blast"her again for good measure.
5. Cinch tarp together with rivet gun and duct tape ....Let your imagination go.
6. Cut out some "love holes" and some for her arms while you are at it....
(I Just visualized this and threw up in my mouth )
ALL DONE !!!
If your looking for different colors , materials , you can try Military Canvas , Parachute material, Corrugated Aluminum, Newspaper. There is absolutely no reason with the above set of tips, can help you find that special lingerie.
FEMALE FORM
Once again designing eye catching female art is such a chore ....NOT !!!
Always looking for that right pose,that "come hither" look,that one thing that screams attention. So as I crop, paint, adjust, blend, filter and "perfect" my subject's look, i begin to think..."Boy,this could be worse,I could be stuck creating annual expense reports !!!"
But , I can create DREAM WOMEN with the power of my Digital paint pen and tablet...WOO HOO !!!
Sure it's all fantasy, but my vision put on screen, you just can't beat that.
So, keep your cute kittens , ladybugs , nature art , sunsets....
Saturday, February 16, 2008
AFTERMATH
BOY..... THANK GOD IT'S OVER !!!
Considering the fact that most level-headed,intelligent males may have escaped yesterday without adding to their overall debt. I say .thank goodness.
I mean, come on ....Diamonds ? Flowers ? Candy and dinner at "chez top dollar ?
ummmm,i don't think so !!!
well hope you were left with at least some gas money . It's a selfish day for Women to "measure" a partner's love. What ever happened to "it's the thought that counts ' ?
Considering the fact that most level-headed,intelligent males may have escaped yesterday without adding to their overall debt. I say .thank goodness.
I mean, come on ....Diamonds ? Flowers ? Candy and dinner at "chez top dollar ?
ummmm,i don't think so !!!
well hope you were left with at least some gas money . It's a selfish day for Women to "measure" a partner's love. What ever happened to "it's the thought that counts ' ?
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