ROCKIN "GHETTO FAB" 2008

2008 ...
What a year to "represent" the hood, as long as you're not too old or too (heaven forbid) too "white". I get many requests and suggestions to be more "URBAN". Look at the image here...Most old (Gramps and Grannies-Leave it to beaver types) would probably shun this type of art or say... " Oy Vey,Look at that dirty Swartza over there , wit the crooked cap and big loud car !!!".
Hey What do Old People Know ????

Sure they smell funny...They fall asleep when you are talking to them...Some have a thousand cats and "feed" every bird and/or animal this side of Texas. But hey, they are naive. If only i had a Time Machine . I would make their "23 SKIDOO","SHAMMA LAMMA DING DONG",or whatever was the current 'words' used during that time, into the decals that are in use today.
What the Hell does "Shamma Lamma Ding Dong mean anyways ?????"

It Was a more Innocent time then , i get that , the youth of yesteryear are grown and senile now. I always thought being "GHETTO" was bad , but here's a market of
new and fresh content waiting to explode. I never condone the GANGSTA lifestyle , but always believed there were and are very talented artists/artwork hidden in the hood.
I Dig the nonconformity , the finger to society aspect , the visual display of everyday strife splattered on stucco canvas. Most don't de-face,but become hard to resist ,in your face ,larger than life portraits of street life.

Although i wouldn't get caught spraying a wall or supermarket,i understand the need to express.

GOT HEADCHEESE ????

TERM : "HEADCHEESE"
Pronunciation:
Hed \-ˌchēz\
Function:
noun
Date:word submitted 1841
Meaning:
: a jellied loaf or sausage made from edible parts of the head, feet, and sometimes the tongue and heart especially of a pig .

YUM YUM

I myself thinking that i'm a "worldly" expert on what is palatable or interesting,decided to "try" something new,something different.Well so much for being "open' to new things.......so,check this out.

I got this single mission, find a market,deli or back alley to find the elusive cheese.Why do they call it cheese????? There is no milk in it that i know of.There is absolutely no way i am going to "melt' it for a grilled cheese sandwich.

According to the ingredients :

"the meaty chunks of a cow's, sheep's, or pig's head,
chopped and combined with a savory gelatinous broth
and allowed to cool in a mold"

Savory ????
Well let me tell you anyone that considers this conglomerate of entrails,beaks,feet,testicle chips,ear lobes something to yell about is mistaken.
I sure third world countries would even consider my "sandwich" an unholy creation.
Did some poor retch one day come home and say ..."I could sure use some cow jelly on my plate ! " ???? Not likely. I'm sure the wife and kids back then would have rathered boiled an old boot then have that.
Apparently one can still get this marvel of modern "eats".considering that twinkies are known to have no shelf life,i think i'll eat things heavy in preservatives.

If i can last as long as a twinkie ....it's all good

BURNING MIDNIGHT OIL

WELL,SEEMS I FOUND MY SELF AWAKE LATE . (again)
Sorry...it's the monster Energy drink talking.So Many people have the same problem it seems. I just left some chat room,updated some web pages,drank down (guarana laced) potion(god do i love MONSTER),hit spell check about 45 times,and have to start all over again at 6 am.

So here i am posting again,while my wifey snores.(aaahhh Good Times)
So,an advanced apology for this sort of lame blog today,blame it on society,the "MAN",your dog or whatever fits.

SOME PARTING WISDOM :
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."

Donuts can be a food group

Donuts have been a staple of humankind since cavemen rolled one out of bronto-dung back a few million years ago. I mean in this health minded society many are too swift to judge this intoxicating treat.When you chomp down on one it's heaven in your hand. The way it glistens with excessive sugar goodness.It's portability,it's a cheap date.

So many choices,like a swinging playboy picking out his favorite bed hag,it satisfies.

As for being it's own food group,ponder this ......

1. it's bread...(healthy,right?)
2. it's got carbs ..... (energy,sugar shock may occur)
3. cute and cute
4. you can get with fruit inside...(try that with a submarine sandwich)
5. kid approved....(so do greedy dentists)
6. jesus liked them...(maple bars were his fave .....)
7. got vitamins ...i think
8. "GROWN" all over the world (hard not get one)

Let's support our local donut "growers" everywhere.

Words to live by

The journey of a thousand miles begins with an empty tank and flat tire.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of child support payments.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day long.

TOP DECAL STYLES

1. Women / Girl / Silouette
2. cartoon
3. Funny
4. Sports
5. Obscene
6. Religious
7. Auto
8. Political
9. Animal
10. "Got" Decal

POST YOUR THOUGHTS ON TYPE OF DECALS WILL BE POPULAR THIS YEAR.

RAIN RAIN GO AWAY ....PLEASE

Rain rain go away ...never sounded like the most approiate saying ,but it fits.
I don't know about you,but it seems every chance i get to have some weekend time,it drizzles,pours or showers.

ENOUGH ALREADY !!!!

How about some sun or a halfass normal day.
Like a bad rash,this rain we have had always seems to interfere with any plans i make.

Maybe i should have grown a set of flippers,maybe i would appreciate it more.

Quack

TODAY IN HISTORY - for what it's worth

Today is Tuesday, Feb. 19, the 50th day of 2008. There are 316 days left in the year.

Highlight today : Raul Castro = Reform ???????

In 1942, President Roosevelt signed an executive order that gave the military the authority to relocate and intern U.S. residents, including citizens, of Japanese ancestry.

Well, Seems we wanted our own concentration camps........

Thought for Today:

"The secret of joy in work is contained in one word — excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it." — Pearl S. Buck

AFTERMATH

BOY..... THANK GOD IT'S OVER !!!
Considering the fact that most level-headed,intelligent males may have escaped yesterday without adding to their overall debt. I say .thank goodness.

I mean, come on ....Diamonds ? Flowers ? Candy and dinner at "chez top dollar ?
ummmm,i don't think so !!!

well hope you were left with at least some gas money . It's a selfish day for Women to "measure" a partner's love. What ever happened to "it's the thought that counts ' ?

HAPPY HEART DAY

HAPPY "HEART" DAY ...... TO ALL.

Spooky ALERT

I don't know why paranormal stuff interests me ....especially lately. But, it seems repeating numbers....1111,1212,333,444 follow or should i say ....appear for me.

Angel numbers are they are called.

I can't honestly say i have seen or felt spirits or ghosts,but have had a strange "ouija" board experience before.

what do you think of these boards ????

Head Count

I sure we will see this style on some cars...soon.
or maybe a decal for that pet owner, like the creepy cat lady down the street.

here's some ideas : (tell me what you think)

• little baby/fetus (abortion count)
• alcohol bottles (dui count)

• wedding bell (husband count)

WHEN TO SAY ....NO

Well as most of you will agree, some "road warriors",well vehicle owners leave alot to be desired when styling their ride.

I mean how many 'raider' stickers can a sub-compact hold ??

Is it really necessary to view your car from all angles ???
Do the chicks really dig it ????

Some of you i'm sure can share some horror stories about what type of street styling ,you may have seen....

Every state has them.. tell me yours