TOP 5 REASONS TO PUT A DECAL ON YOUR CAR

Here's some reasons to put a decal on your car.........

1. Covers a Parking lot / shopping cart accident

2. If you put more than 40 "i love jesus or god rules"...you definitely will get to heaven. (May or May not work).

3. Chicks think you're cool and artistic.

4. Hippies like them too !!!!

5. CAR CLUB GROUPS "know" that racing/logo stickers make your car FASTER !!!
(really works):)

PHOTOSHOP TUTORIAL : AIRBRUSH SKIN

Airbrush your photos in Photoshop - Quick and easy


First start with a picture (unprocessed/filtered),scanned or from digital camera.
For example : This pretty lady

Step 1

After opening image up in Photoshop, the first thing we will do is to use the Heal Brush to remove any obvious marks, scars, blemishes. Be as thorough as you like here, as the cleaner the skin is to start with, the better the results at the final step .
Use an appropriate brush size (try 13 small) in order to sample and brush away the blemishes and bad marks without losing any important detail.Try to get all the bad areas , including wrinkles (crowsfeet), etc.

Step 2

Once you are finished with the Heal Brush, duplicate the layer and apply the Dust and Scratches filter.

Filter > Noise > Dust & Scratches

For this example, I used a radius of 5 pixels and a threshold of 0. You can adjust these to suit your image as needed. The result you are looking for is a creamy blend of features, without too much banding of color.
You can adjust as necessary.

Step 3
The next filter to use is the Gaussion Blur. This will remove any banding that might have occurred in the previous step, and give the whole image a creamier complexion. Even coloring is what we are after.

Filter > Blur > Gaussion Blur

I used a radius around 2 for this example. Again, adjust as necessary for each image.



Step 4

The final step in preparing your photo's new complexion is to add subtle texture. Skin generally would not have a plastic or store-dummy complexion, so by adding some filter noise we will give the photo a more realistic look.

Note: If your looking to experiment with this step in your artwork,it can produce some interesting results with still subjects (doll-like complexions) .

Filter > Noise > Add Noise

I used an amout of 0.10% noise (minimum setting), select uniform with Monochromatic box selected. As always, adjust to suit your image or result you are happy with .

Step 5

We are now ready to digitally correct our photo with perfect skin !!!

Add a layer mask to the layer we have been filtering and fill it with black. This will cause the image to disappear and the layer beneath (the original) will show through.
Nothing to worry about - it's still there, it's just been hidden or 'masked' with black.



Step 6
In this step we get the 'paint' the new complexion right on. It is at this stage that a steady hand and attention to details comes to the forefront.Take your time in this step,If you have a WACOM TABLET this will be fun !!!!

Select the Brush Tool and make sure your colour is White. I chose a brush size of around 30 pixels and a hardness of 0%. You can adjust the size of your brush as you "paint" over the image in order to get into the tight corners etc.(hairline , around eyes , etc.)

The whole idea is to "cover" the old original skin with your new and improved skin.

If you do accidently paint over something you didn't really want to, simply change the brush colour BACK to black and you can erase your mistake.
This process is identical to working with Quick Mask Mode.

Step 7
After your finished "painting",you should see what has occured to the mask layer.

Step 8

Here you can "TWEAK" the color balance of your photo, just remember a little goes a long way,so I will add a Hue/Saturation Adjustment Layer.

Layer > New Adjustment Layer > Hue/Saturation



Step 9

Now you can try some PHOTO-style filters if you like, or go to next step.

Step 12

The final step is to apply sharpen to the image (just a little bit !!!).Instead of clicking on a SHARPNESS filter,we will do a simple and interesting step.

First, duplicate the original layer. Then, Simply drag the original layer onto the new layer button on the layers pallette . Set this new layer to Overlay the original.

APPLY High Pass filter to the new layer.

Filter > Other > High Pass

Use only a small amount, only to show detail.

Once that filter is applied you can adjust the opacity of the layer and it will increase/decrease the level of sharpening.

YOUR FINAL RESULT :



(I gave her DARKFLAME eyes,but hope this helps......)

THE TREE

Magical .....Powerful.....Dangerous

Don't get too close.......

DIGITAl DESKTOP

TOP HOLLYWOOD STICKERS

TOP HOLLYWOOD STICKER IDEAS

"EX-WAITER LOOKING FOR OSCAR"
"WHAT'S MY MOTIVATION ????"
"I'M READY FOR MY CLOSE-UP "
"CAUTION ! PAPARAZZI MAY FOLLOW "


"MY AGENT CAN BEAT-UP YOUR AGENT"
"I BRAKE FOR "PREMIERES"
"LEADING MAN"
"PLEASE,NO AUTOGRAPHS"

TOP 5 BRITNEY DECALS

TOP 5 BRITNEY DECALS(you may or may not see)

1. "I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt." (quote)

2. "Vote BRITNEY for Edumacation !" (self explanatory)

3. "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE !!!!" (I don't have to say WHERE this came from)

4. "My babaies love redbull !!" (I thought they drank starbucks ?)

5. "I'm rich,freakin' rich. That's crazy" (yes it is.)

DIGITAL DESKTOP

DIGITAL DESKTOP BLOG
Digital desktop art for your computer, laptop and soon for your ipod.

Feel free to share and use, just leave a comment
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DIGITAL DESKTOP

New Additions To Site

Here's some new additions to my website .....definetly not common on cars.

DON'T BE A DECAL DUMMY

listen up, being in a hurry can make you a decal dummy.
Too many ways decal application can go wrong !! Everything from misalignment to "bubbles".

Decals come in three parts; The backing paper , The decal design , and finally the Transfer paper.

Generally . there "two" ways to apply decals.

The First method is called : The Dry method - First and foremost the surface area for the decal MUST be completely clean (no dust, dirt, material or grease).THIS CANNOT BE OVERLOOKED. If area was freshly painted,be very cautious that paint has properly cured prior to install. Otherwise ,it may be possible decal would pull paint if surface is not fully cured.

Install during normal weather conditions,dry (no wind) to minimize problems.
Glass cleaners,ammonia type cleaners are commonly NOT used for install,try using ALCOHOL to prep surface(leaves NO residue).

Line up decal to desired position:(you can use a small piece of masking tape at top of decal to help center),SLOWLY peel backing paper away , and press down decal / transfer paper to surface. Starting from center use a credit card to firmly and evenly work strokes to have decal adhere to surface and release from transfer paper.Take your time,to ensure no bubbles are visible.
Finally, lift a corner slowly and peel away transfer paper.
THAT'S IT YOUR DONE !!!!!

The Second method : The Wet Method

Wet Solution needed : mix 1 teaspoon of Dawn Dish Soap or Joy with one gallon of water,use a spray bottle then mist the application area prior to installation.
Applications are basically the same, however this method is a little more forgiving if decal needs to be "tweaked" into place.
But , As a rule decals cannot be placed and replaced too many times, so be sure of placement !!!

Dealing With Bubbles and Problems
You will probably end up with some bubbles in your decal application. Small bubbles will go away in time (the film breathes, and will flatten out after a few weeks at an appropriate temperature). If you want to work on the bubbles immediately, then poke them with a pin, pressing the film down with your
thumb immediately afterwards. Have patience though, the decal will lay flat on it’s own in time unless the bubbles are unusually large.If there was some grit or other material caught under decal,then it will be probably visible.

LARGE DECALS : Always use some extra hands to help line up and finish up decals.

And if all goes well, your decals should have years of durability, under normal conditions.

BINARY GIRL

A WALLPAPER I DESIGNED FOR MY OWN DESKTOP- USING PHOTOSHOP/DEEP PAINT/AND OF COURSE WACOM TABLET.

NAMED BINARY GIRL

ANATOMY OF A DECAL

Most of you when looking for decals , stickers and or graphics may not fully understand the "business" behind decal creation.So, i'm going to explain some important points to look for when shopping for vinyl stickers.

Some websites and shops use certain terminology when describing material and overall quality.

For instance,there are 3 types of vinyl material used to create decals.
1. calendered vinyl:

It's the very basic material with the shortest life and cheapest cost, therefore not recommended for any long-lasting use.It has been known to shrink, crack,and even fade color.This type of vinyl material is generally thicker.

2. Intermediate vinyl grade:
A better choice for most applications due to it's longer durability (5-7 year) compared to calendered (1-3 year).Good choice for most flat surfaces and has less shrink problems.Easy application and conforms to slight surface contours.

3. Cast vinyl:
The best for all decal applications,like car graphics,truck-trailer graphics,etc.
Superior life (up to 10 years) depending on manufacturer.A very thin material(around 2 mil) thickness ensures greater conforming attributes.It also provides greater protection against weathering and fade.

All the above types of vinyl are used throughout the decal/sign making industry,but knowing that a particular vinyl material may be better for your project, will definitely point you in the right direction.

All manufacturers provide countless colors for you , no matter the type of vinyl you purchase.

the bottom line :

Calendered Vinyl
Short term life. 1-3 years depending on brand. Flat surfaces only. 3 mil or thicker.Cheapest material used.Generally used in signmaking,menus or when cost is an issue.

Intermediate Vinyl
Medium term life.Basic use 5-6 years depending on brand. Flat and simple contours. Good choice over calendered vinyl.

Cast Vinyl
Long term life. 7-9 years typical life. Flat, contour and rivets. 2 mil Thickness for the best contour fit.Best choice for full graphics and superior color retention.

For more info contact me at : dfdgraphico@yahoo.com

STRANGE LAWS

THE ACCURACY OF THE FOLLOWING ARE SOMEWHAT QUESTIONABLE ...Since most governmental agencies keep a tight rein on common citizens. I think you will be a bit surprised to read about the following that happen to be on the books .

-- It is illegal for any member of the Nevada Legislature or office to conduct
official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in
session. (I have seen this at a 7-11 store)

-- In New Mexico, it's legal for couples to have sex in a
parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or
van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in. (nooners)

-- Anywhere in the U.S., it's illegal to use any live endangered
species, except insects, in public or private sexual displays, shows
or exhibits depicting cross-species sex.

(I don't know about you , having a cockroach jumping up and down on my peepee ,really doesn't sound sexy.)


-- In certain eastern states (you know who you are) it is illegal to engage in sexual activity
with the lights on.

(reports state that women from these areas have large case of the uglies !!!!)

-- In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse
with a live fish.
(fish ??? women ??? What's the difference ????)

TOP DECALS - MARCH

THESE ARE THE TOP DESIGNS THIS WEEK


50'S DUDE , STY ANGEL , ALIENLAD are just a few of the new additions .

Best Of Both Worlds

Scientists perfect gene cloning technology to "modify" candidates , the ultimate in presidential excellence. Dubbed "HILLAR-BAMA",third world countries , terrorists ,and non american factions are now trembling with fear.

Able to "blend" in all social-economic enviroments.
Hair has unique "chameleon" poly-morphic ability to change from stiff and lifeless to urban kink in a instant.

Some insider reports that wish not to be named , refuse to afirm whether old military or alien technology was involved with this.
To us, this reeks of roswell.

The truth is out there ....

Joke Of The Day

Why do flies have wings ?

To beat the mexicans to the trash cans !!!!

Told by pope john vi

Top Blog Themes - MARCH

Here are of the most popular Blogger Themes used :

1. COME MY LADY - (BUTTERFLY)
2. THE RED VIEW
3. SUNFLOWERS

These are Wordpress themes ready to use.

Special Mention : SO DELICIOUS BLACK

Happy B-DAY MOM

Happy 70th Birthday !!!

Wow 70 years young , and still going strong....for those who don't know she's probably the most active senior you will ever see. She looks no where near her age , driving , no grey hair (ever), running, biking, grandma for the new century.

She really is in fatstic shape,always weighing NO more than a 120 pounds since teenage years.
She swears by APPLE CIDER VINEGAR in her diet everyday. She does NOT take ANY medication what so ever. All of her siblings are not so fortunate,many suffer the effects of advancing age, bad vision,and bad health.

Hopefully i GOT her GENES !!!!

ME AND MY BUDDAH

All that we are is the result of what we have thought.

Such Wisdom in those words...I have been "lucky" lately to be involved with a business project involving a large Buddhist Temple Community here in good ol'e
sunny California. I have been welcomed by the master/teachers there.
Everyday i looked forward to go back and wrap myself with all of the "good" energy there. It's like being in a far off land, beautiful gardens, statues and architechure inspired from ancient periods of long ago.

I see children looking with wide eyes at the Great statues and enormity of the temples.

There is such peace here from what is our own miserable world we live in , to be back in time at such a period must have been wonderous.

Incense , the sound of water fountains and bright colors really do give fact that spirit , wellness ,harmony and balance are truly present.

For what's it's worth i have been blessed (I believe i have )

POLITICS AND YOU

Here we go again....Apparently Florida and Michigan which held early primary votes early this year were warned that such tallys would prove null. A whopping waste of time,and not be considered countable for any of the candiates..... WTF ???

Florida in particular is a crucial battleground in presidential politics and was infamous after its role in the contested result of the 2000 election between George W. Bush and Al Gore. Bad Ballot counting ,handling brought unwelcome attention to the state. I guess all of the blue-haired old bats should pay more attention !!!!

Definition of a political party: "an organized assembly of men, united for working together for the national interest... ....."Crock of shit"

LEFT WING ??? RIGHT WING ???? HOW ABOUT "NO" WING !!!!!

LATEST ADDITIONS

A COUPLE OF NEW IMAGES ADDED - LOOK FOR MORE

GHOSTIES

LOCATION : OLD CAVE AREA (NORTHERN CALIFORIA)

Locals says area paranormally "hot",i did not go in cave but took b/w pictures with digicam,cause rock formations were freaky !!!!

I took photo of entrance cuz i wuz too chicken shit to go in with flashlight.I was more concerned with crackheads and bats then spirits ....took several photos but got this jewel to stand out ...i think a woman,but not sure which direction she's looking ..I don't know how far back cave/mine goes back.I sharpen photo so you can see smoke/light better...

tHiNgS tO cOmE

BEHOLD HORROR HOUND ... My mascot as it were. Not a typical decal ...right ? I made this for a "day care " center, just kidding. Sometimes when you cut down on sleep. eat bad Mexican food, or miss too much church you "envision" such creations. I decided to design this monstrosity into a decal , as you undoubtedly wont see something like this on your typical mini-van. Sure it would probably be cool on a skateboard or even on a dirt bike , but what kind of soccer mom would sport this ...well i will tell you ...A COOL ONE !!!!

CRAPPY CARS WORLDWIDE

"BUCKETS", "HOOPTIES" ,"SCRAP YARD REFUGEE" seem to fit certain cars from all corners of the world. We all see them from time to time. Remember your first car ???
My car that i "fondly" remember was a 1972 vw beetle ,that i had owned while stationed in Germany. Up on a bulletin board, i saw the ad. I thought ....."wow" a few hundred bucks ??? Well, I had my good friend drive me 2 hours to a village outside of Landstuhl,germany, all the while reading the ad about the car, wondering if it will be worth it.

FINALLY WE ARRIVE

Thank god , beer which i assume is the country's national 'food' was available ,especially ....now. My "car" as it turned out ...was BRIGHT ORANGE ,with white rims,torn head liner, exposed wiring,and a seat held straight with a screwdriver shish-kabobed into the side of it. I wasn't sure if i should help save the car or put a bullet in it.

I loved it !!!! I had "plans" for it , I pictured dumping the sunkist orange color immediately (made my teeth hurt),for a cool flat black color (My STEALTH BUG).
I kept that car for 3 years, and am reminded of it from time to time.

I came across this video and got misty ....

TOP SELLERS

TOP DECALS THIS WEEK

1. Pinup Girls
2. Pop Culture
3. Got Decals

MARCH COMETH

SO LONG FEBRUARY ..YOU SUCKED !!!

Once again , FEB did not go soon enough. A month of Valentine amnesia , crappy weather , leap year , and lack of sunny Saturdays.

So as i scarf down some greasy , over-cooked pizza , i type away. Well today was long, started in oceanside ,got lost around vista or carlsbad (hell had to give a bum some change before i could get a drunken answer about where i was). It's amazing how much body odor a person can generate !!!!

So back in the right direction , I get red lights , people digging in their nose, blinker-less lane changes , 1/4 tank of gas , taco bell, and a faulty "engine temp" gauge.But i'm still moving towards home !!!
Any job that entails "driving" as a daily requirement SUCKS....When i finally get to relax...I need some motrin to chew on. I been grinding away at work ..6 days aweek,which doesn't leave to much time to update pages and do my log.

TODAY IS A RANT DAY

End of the week feels like i just started....

so stay tuned ....where's my beer ????