Saturday, October 25, 2008

Tips for Coping With Economic Turmoil

As talk of falling housing prices, rising consumer debt and declining retail sales bring up worries about the nation’s economic health, more Americans feel additional stress and anxiety about their financial future .

Here are some helpful tips :

1. Take action now. Make a family budget, meet with an accountant, trade in a vehicle for a more fuel-efficient model, carpool - do things to help reduce your stress..List and Track your monthly expenses and "trim" the unnecessary. Have your kids help find ways to save more money and make it last longer,keep a log of spending...have a garage sale to gain some extra cash....CASH MEANS EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW !!!!

Identify your financial stress areas and make a plan. Take stock of your particular financial situation and what causes you stress. Write down specific ways you and your family can reduce expenses or manage your finances more efficiently. Then commit to a specific plan and review it regularly. Although this can be anxiety-provoking in the short term, putting things down on paper and committing to a plan can reduce stress. If you are having trouble paying bills or staying on top of debt, reach out for help by calling your bank, utilities or credit card company.

2. Take a step back. Don't saturate yourself with stressful information. Stay informed, but take a news break. Most people don't need to track the markets minute by minute. YOU WILL FALL INTO NEGATIVE THINKING, STAY FOCUSED AS TO WHAT PERTAINS TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSEHOLD.

3. Stay connected. Don't let the rest of your life dwindle away. Make sure you are paying attention to daily activities: family, friends, social occasions and recreation.. LIVE for today, Life goes on ....make the most of day to remain on track.

4. Pay attention to yourself. "Remember that stress takes a physical toll. Learn meditation and do muscle relaxation. More simply, pay attention to your stress level throughout the day and occasionally breathe slowly and deeply,".

Of 13 occupational industries examined, the highest percentage of employees reporting feeling depressed for two weeks or more in the past year were those in the arts-entertainment-recreation, retail trade and utilities industries.

Learning to reduce your stress is to distinguish between "productive worry" and "unproductive worry."

Productive worry is thinking on situations you can control, and you should use productive worry to take actions that reduce stress and relieve anxiety. Unproductive worry is thinking about things you cannot control .



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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

DON'T FORGET TO VOTE



VOTER INPUT : David Vanderlinden, 45, admitted to placing the bags of dog waste in his neighbor's truck -- which bears bumper stickers supporting the Arizona senator and his vice presidential pick, Sarah Palin -- because Vanderlinden "hates McCain,"





DON'T FOGET TO VOTE ...NO MATTER YOUR CHOICE !!!

Sunday, September 28, 2008

McCain Maverick

The two presidential candidates clashed Friday night over taxes, spending and national security as Sen. Barack Obama painted his rival as a loyal supporter of failed Republican policies while Sen. John McCain charged that his Democratic challenger was a naive liberal who "doesn't understand" the world's most grave challenges.

With tens of millions of Americans watching, both men gave little ground in a debate that was supposed to focus solely on foreign affairs but frequently drifted into questions of the current economic crisis.

Mr. McCain pointedly distanced himself from Mr. Bush, calling himself a "maverick of the Senate."

SCARY POINT ...Almost leads one to think of his stubbornness to the right info or suggestions made by his cabinet.His preoccupation with "getting into the office" has shown his one-sided agenda...win the presidency at any cost.

"I have opposed the president on spending, on climate change, on torture of prisoners, on Guantanamo Bay … on the way that the Iraq war was conducted. I have a long record and the American people know me very well," the Republican candidate said, portraying himself as better equipped to bring bipartisan consensus to Washington.

Trying to distance himself from bush, he stammered on.

"Senator Obama has the most liberal voting record in the Senate," Mr. McCain said at one point.

Mr. Obama shot back, "Mostly that's just me opposing George Bush's wrong-headed policies."

Both men said they are likely to support the Wall Street bailout package being crafted in Washington, but Mr. Obama went farther, blaming the problem on Mr. Bush and Mr. McCain.

"We've had years in which the reigning economic ideology has been what's good for Wall Street, but not what's good for Main Street," Mr. Obama said.

"TOUCHE" !

Just hours before the debate it had been unclear whether it would even take place. Mr. McCain had proposed postponing the affair so he and Mr. Obama could help broker a bailout agreement in Washington. He also unilaterally suspended his campaign ads.


But Mr. Obama refused to delay the debate, arguing presidents must handle more than one issue. And facing pressure from even within his own party, Mr. McCain reversed course Friday morning, saying that even though no deal was done he felt good enough about its progress to restart his campaign.

Little new ground was broken on the Iraq war, with Mr. Obama saying Mr. McCain was wrong to vote for the war in 2002 and Mr. McCain accusing Mr. Obama of being wrong on how to save the war effort.

"The next president of the United States is going to have to decide how we leave, when we leave, and what we leave behind," not whether to invade, Mr. McCain said, repeatedly criticizing Mr. Obama for opposing the troop surge that has helped quell violence.

But Mr. Obama said by joining Mr. Bush in supporting the war at the beginning, Mr. McCain cannot see a path out.

"John, you like to pretend like the war started in 2007. You talk about the surge, the war started in 2003," he said. "And at the time, when the war started, you said it was going to be quick and easy. You said we knew where the weapons of mass destruction were. You were wrong. You said that we were going to be greeted as liberators. You were wrong."

Sunday, August 24, 2008

SIMPLE PEST CONTROL

SIMPLE PEST CONTROL FOR YOUR HOME


Every home has to eventually DEAL with pests such as insects, birds, and rodents. But don't worry: There are time-proven ways to deter and eradicate these little "problems". I've collected some here:

SOME "NATURAL BORN KILLERS" :

Cucumbers are one example of natural pest control. It's using natural and generally non-toxic ingredients to repel or get rid of pests including ants, wasps, mites, moths, flies and other insects.
Using the peel can deter ants from coming in.
So,Why use toxic chemicals all over your house.There is growing evidence that synthetic pesticides pose a health risk to humans and animals.

Another way to think of protection is to grow certain plants around the perimeter of your home. They not only look nice, but will also deter pests. Plants known to repel ants and aphids include: spearmint, peppermint and pennyroyal.
Eucalyptus is another fantastic pest repeller.

You can use the same trick for fly control. Just substitute the above plants with mint and basil which repel flies, but smell good to humans.

ROACH CONTROL :

Baking soda and powdered sugar mixed in equal parts is a good roach killer. Just spread around the area where you see roaches and soon you won't see them anymore. (Boric Acid, while slightly more toxic, is naturally occurring and is another way to get rid of them.)This is the same ingredient found in TEAM BORAX laundry booster.

FLEA CONTROL :


Grind up rosemary leaves into a fine dust and sprinkle it onto your pet or bedding to ward off fleas.Some Aromatic oils work also , but may be too strong on your pet.

SNEAKY "FLY TRAP" :
Try this amazing "fly trap"-
First,obtain a narrow necked bottle (like a wine bottle)...then put a small amount of sweet fruit,(I.E Watermelon, Mango, Hard candy, or even small piece of meat)into bottom of bottle. Add a few drops of water.Place where flies have been a problem.

Flies will enter bottle to feast,but will NOT be able to get out !!!!



Vinegar is a great weed killer.just use WHITE vinegar on those pesky weeds to rid yourself of them.Use only the strongest vinegar you can find since most are diluted.

SLUG CONTROL :


Here are two methods to deal with slugs and snails ;
HUMANE WAY :
Take an old small flower pot or pie tin and turn upside down. Then "prop" up edge with a small stone to allow some clearance.When the day becomes hot,slugs and snails will seek comfort under your "shelter".Now at the end of the day,check underneath and you will find your pests.You can either dispose of them by trash or SHOE !!!

SECOND METHOD :
Use old saucer or plate,add some beer, just keep most for you.Snails will drink and die.

While natural pest control products are a great step up from most commercial insecticides, you should still be careful about using them. Don't just leap at something that cures the symptom - look for the underlying cause and seek a solution for that problem. Overuse can end up creating new problems - getting rid of one pest in exchange for another types.

That said, natural pest control can be a great non-toxic solution to keeping your garden and home pest free.Remember when dealing with pests it is always a "control" solution.Pests have been around for millions of years and can dominate your home and garden.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

THE DIVORCE DIET

A few years back , I seemed to be on some new fad diet. I guess it started when I "lost" about 130 lbs. ....namely my EX. Well,little did i know that this sudden weight loss would bring me change. Dubbed the DIVORCE DIET , I proceeded to be as phyisically fit as i can to spite my Ex-wife. Tedious workouts,eating good things weren't enough.My 'inner-fat" had to be purged,and quickly. My inner fat consisted of bad thoughts, heavy side order of stress and low esteem.

After this enormous weight was now lifted, I could enjoy life like i should. Without reporting to anyone, being on my time and enjoying some freedom is the ultimate benefit . I realized that my physical state was never the "problem" , only that verbal abuse was weight i could not bear. Sometimes the guys are not the bad guys , there are just bad people.

Sure , i indulged. Sometimes it was food, sometimes it was booze , but i finally saw the light. This type of physical torment was easily changed, i feel "healthier'.

My goal is not to be "hollywood healthy' but be "happy'......

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

TOP 10 Herbal Wonders for Men

Last time I was at a local CVS Drugstore I noticed that they carry hundreds of different herbs that claim to do amazing things. If I was to take all of them, not only would I be super smart, but I would also have sexy skin, a six pack stomach, great hair, be an amazing lover, and all of the women would want me just by smelling my “pheromones.” I doubt that I can have all of that just by taking some pills, but as amazing and unrealistic as the claims are, there are definite benefits to certain herbs. We all know that Ginkgo is for mental alertness and Echinacea is for immunity strength, but what herbs are best for male sexual performance? We will discuss the top ten male enhancement herbs here and finish with a few to avoid.

1. GINKGO BILOBA LEAF – I wanted to start with ginkgo because it is commonly thought of as an herb to help with memory and brain function. This is in fact correct, however only covers one scope of the herb's benefits. Ginkgo works by expanding the capacity of blood flow through your veins and arteries therefore that effect benefits many parts of the body from the increased oxygen supply to the brain, which allows better brain function, to fuller and harder erections as more blood is supplied to the penis.

A few concerns with ginkgo are, because of the increased blood flow, those with bleeding disorders, especially those whose blood fails to coagulate on a wound, should take more precaution as more blood flow will slow the coagulation process. The second concern is for those who prefer ginkgo biloba seeds over the leaf. Uncooked ginkgo biloba seeds have shown some small levels of toxins, so if you prefer the seeds it is advised to cook them prior to ingestion. Finally, as with any new addition to your diet, some people have claimed a minor upset stomach and diarrhea.

The recommended concentration is 24% flavones and 6% terpene lactones. The usual dosage is 120mg to 160mg per day.

2. EPIMEDIUM LEAF EXTRACT – The next herb is epimedium leaf or commonly known as horny goat weed. The origins of epimedium is from goat herders who noticed that when their flock ate the weed their sexual activity was noticeably increased, thus the name. Discovery Channel did a study on horny goat weed. They found that it is the number one most prescribed solution to sexual dysfunction by professional doctors in China. Although little is known about how horny goat weed actually works, it has shown significant increases in libido and vitality in both men and women, restore sexual function in men, and help with discomfort during menopause in women.

To this day there have not been any known side effects with horny goat weed, other than the typical minor upset stomach and diarrhea when something new is added to your diet.

It is recommended that your intake of horny goat weed is concentrated enough to have at least 10% icariin. Generally 1000MG to 2000MG is a sufficient daily dosage.

3. HAWTHORN BERRY – The hawthorn berry is another herb that is generally used to treat one concern, yet its benefits extend further. The hawthorn berry is primarily used to treat heart problems. It strengthens the heart allowing it to pump more blood. This, of course, translates into more blood flowing into your penis. Thus allowing for harder, fuller erections and increased pleasure from orgasm.

A few concerns with the hawthorn berry are that studies show that it does lower blood pressure a little bit so if you have very low blood pressure you may need to consult with a physician. And as usual some have reported a minor upset stomach and diarrhea.

The daily recommended dosage for the hawthorn berry is 160mg to 900mg concentrated to 2% to 3% flavonoids or 18% to 20% oligomeric procyanidins.

4. SAW PALMETTO BERRY – The saw palmetto berry is a berry that is commonly used for urological problems. The most common use for it is to bring an enlarged prostate back to regular size. However most studies indicate that long term use (12 months or more) of saw palmetto also eased urination and increased sexual function significantly.

One of the few things about saw palmetto berries is that although there have been many studies done on saw palmetto, there have not been any reported side effects, none even complained about upset stomach or diarrhea.

320mg per day standardized to not less than 85% fatty acids is the recommended dosage for saw palmetto berries.

5. CATUABA BARK EXTRACT – The catuaba is a Brazilian, primarily in the Amazon rainforest, tree whose bark has been used for thousands of years as an all around nervous system revitalizer. It restores your nervous system function bringing about increased brain function, reduced nervousness, better sleep and improved sexual function. This is the herb that has helped the 60, 70, 80 even 90 year olds in Brazil have a healthy sex life naturally.

There are no known side effects with catuaba except the occasional upset stomach and diarrhea when it is first introduced to the diet. The main concern is that you are actually purchasing real catuaba bark, as there are several exporters who export the bark as catuaba, but it is in fact from the wrong tree. There are 2 forms of catuaba tree that supplies the actual bark that is medicinally known for its benefits and the scientific names for these two is Erythroxylum catuaba and Trichilia catigua.

The standard daily dose is 1000mg to 2000mg. There has not been any standardization of the extract’s concentration.

6. MUIRA PAUMA BARK EXTRACT – The muira pauma is another rainforest tree found in South America and Africa. This plant’s benefits also focus on the nervous system to treat various ailments such as paralysis, beri-beri, rheumatism, grippe, and cardiac and gastrointestinal weakness, baldness and sexual dysfunction, such as impotence, infertility and menstrual disturbances.

There are no reported side effects from muira pauma except the occasional upset stomach and diarrhea when it is first introduced to the diet. It is also commonly exported as muira pauma bark extract from a similar tree whose bark does not have the same medical benefits, the scientific name for it is Liriosma ovate, so be sure that before you purchase muira pauma that it does not come from this tree.

The recommended dosage is 1500mg daily and there are no concentration standards for the muira pauma bark extract.

7. CUSCUTA SEED EXTRACT – The cuscata is commonly known as dodder plant and it is commonly used to increase sperm production and its fertility. New research has shown that it helps with treating impotence.

There are rumors that cuscuta seed extract, when ingested in high quantities, caused lack of sleep. There are no case studies showing this effect as the studies done use standard dosages when administering it. There have also never been any claims of upset stomach or diarrhea with cuscuta seed extract.

The recommended dosage is 10g to 15g boiled in 3 cups of water for 20 minutes, some have said to increase that dosage up to 25 grams of cuscuta seed extract in 3 cups of water each day. It is standardized to 2.5% flavonoids.

8. ASIAN GINSENG – There are several kinds of ginseng available on the market today, but the one that shows the most sexual function benefit is the asian ginseng. It is commonly used to restore energy both physically and mentally and in sexual function it has a significant benefit in preventing premature ejaculation.

Asian ginseng has similar side effects as other forms of ginseng which include difficulty falling asleep when taken in large quantities and an upset stomach when it is first introduced to the diet.

A daily dosage is 200mg to 600mg, standardized to contain 4% to 5% ginsenosides.

9. TRIBULUS TERRESTRIS – The tribulus terrestris is a plant native to the warm climates of southern Europe and Asia, throughout Africa and in northern Australia, although it is found in North and South America as well now. Its primary use is for the purpose of increased sex drive by restoring hormone levels to normal range, primarily testosterone.

There are no reported side effects from tribulus terrestris except the occasional upset stomach when it is first introduced to your diet.

750mg per day is the recommended dosage of tribulus terrestris, standardized for at least 30% to 45% steroidal saponins (furostanol).

10. DAMIANA – Damiana is found primarily in Central and South America. It is recorded being used as early back as the ancient Mayan civilization to prepare for lovemaking. Today it is used to relieve headaches, control bed wetting, better control of the muscles in the urinary tract, as an aphrodisiac and to enhance orgasms.

There are no known side effects of damiana even the upset stomach that is common to new ingredients being added to your diet is unheard of.

The recommended dosage is 750mg to 1000mg per day. There is no standardization for damiana.

All of the above herbs have been listed as safe on the US government website when taken in recommended dosages. However I wanted to make you aware of an herb that is very popular for male enhancement, but it has a serious side effect. The bark of the Yohimbe (aka Yohimbine) tree is known for its potency in increasing sexual function however it can and very often does cause very serious damage to the liver. In fact it is banned for import in several different countries. Please use caution when taking this herb, especially if already have liver problems.

On a Side note ...One particular "HERB" that lays claim to fun in the bedroom is "MARIJUANA".Although considered illegal for a number of reasons,it has remarkable sexual properties.There is little known side effects other than Increased sexual awareness, body relaxation, fuller and firmer erections due to increased blood flow.I personally have had some of the most intense sex with a slight "buzz".There is no particular dose to take per say,but a couple of "hits" have been a suggested amount.
Of course use your best judgement when considering this,I am not condoning any illegal activity,but I have had wonderful results.
(Make sure you have some Pizza around ,you will get hungry) :)

You will find that all of the above herbs when taken alone will improve your sexual functionality, but when they are combined the effects are compounded. So next time you walk into CVS OR even Walmart, you will be able to better distinguish between at least a small section of the natural supplements isle and enhance your love life considerably.


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Monday, July 28, 2008

WOMEN AND SELF-DEFENSE

In such an insecure world, it is far more difficult for a woman to survive as compared to their male counterpart. But all is not lost because there are several methods or weapons that a woman can use to thwart an assaulter. One of the most powerful and popular weapons is the pepper spray, which has a far-reaching effect. The motive behind using pepper sprays as opposed to lethal weapons like Guns is that pepper sprays or Tasers will not kill the assaulter or anyone trying to commit crime on a woman but at the same time, these weapons are extremely effective and can save a woman’s life and dignity.

The different types of crimes on women include:

• Carjacking
• Rape
• Murder & Theft
• Theft
• Sexual abuse
• Domestic violence
• Purse snatching
• Stalking
• Threats
• Property crimes
• Sexual harassment in the office

Of all these crimes, rape, sexual abuse, sexual harassment in office premises and stalking has a higher rate than other crimes. In such a crime, a woman can use a pepper spray, Taser or martial art techniques for self defense.

The Pepper Spray

The Pepper spray is also called an OC spray, where OC stands for Oleoresin Capsicum. It is basically a powerful lachrymatory agent, a chemical compound that can cause severe irritation in the eyes and ears and even lead to temporary blindness and severe pain. The pepper spray is used the world over by women to protect them against any anti-social element and have considerably brought down the number of sexual molestation and rape in many countries.

The Pepper spray can be used for various purposes like controlling a mob, controlling riot and even as a weapon of self-defense against animals like bears, wolves, and dogs. It is completely non-lethal although it can be deadly if not used in small quantities. In 1995, the American Civil Liberties Union had documented 14 cases of pepper spray use that turned fatal. If you spray an entire can of Pepper Spray into someone’s eyes then in all probability the subject will go permanently blind.

The primary ingredient in Pepper spray is called capsaicin. Capsaicin is a chemical compound that can be derived from the fruits of a special plant belonging to the Capsicum genus and chillies. There are several different types of Pepper spray in use like Mace Pepper Sprays, Wildfire Pepper Spray, Lipstick Pepper Spray, and a specific version called the PAVA Pepper Spray. The PAVA Pepper Spray has capsaicin, pelargonic acid vanillylamide or desmethyldihydrocapsaicin and it is extensively used in England. A synthetic counterpart of the pepper spray is called the pelargonic acid morpholide. This was developed in Russia and is widely used there.

Pepper sprays are available in canisters and are considered to be an inflammatory. The moment you use pepper spray on a subject, it will cause severe irritation in the eyes and closing of the eye. Some of the other symptoms include a running nose, difficulty in breathing, and coughing apart from the tears. The duration of a Pepper spray effect actually depends on the amount of spray you have used but on an average it can last from anywhere between thirty minutes to an hour.

Here are some important tips:

1. When you are carrying a can of pepper spray in your hand, your thumb should be on the top of your trigger.
2. If your attacker comes too close too you then back up a little so that you are in a better position to use the spray.
3. Use a good amount of spray so that the pepper can do its job as quickly as possible.
4. While the attacker is in pain and temporarily blind, you should try to get out of there as fast as you can.

TASER C2

One of the best self-defense weapons is a stun gun like the Taser C2. There are several benefits of owning or using a Taser C2 stun gun. It is handy and can be carried just about anywhere. It can be hid in the purse as it is of the size of a TV remote and can be used anywhere, anytime. It can be easily found over the internet and costs around $300.

The Taser C2 delivers a charge or electric current the moment it comes into direct contact with the attacker or the subject in question. The Taser C2 has a range of 15 feet and it can pierce through 2 inches of clothing. The range will help any woman to prepare and defend herself well in advance.

The Taser C2 is an electronically controlled device or ECD. The cartridge consists of two electrodes, which are propelled through the air with the help of two wires and compressed nitrogen. The electrodes pierce through the clothing and stick to the skin. Electrical pulses are transmitted through the wires to the electrodes and into the body of the attacker. The effect is stunning and the attacker will go into a shock. The effect will last long enough for you to flee from there or call for law enforcement agents. The Taser C2 can be fired to anywhere on the body and is non-lethal hence can be used extensively by women to thwart any attack.

Martial Arts

The last line of defense is Martial Arts, which combined with any of the above can prove to be a lethal combination. Martial Arts are not for everyone not because the training is difficult but because it is time consuming too. Martial art is considered to be a lethal force and you might end up killing your attacker. There are different types of martial art forms that can be learnt quickly like Judo, Karate, Tae kwon do, and Tai Chi. Karate and Tae kwon do are by far the most popular forms and can also cause severe injury to the attacker.

There are certain parts of the human body, which are prone to severe injuries like the face, forehead, neck, abdomen, and groin. You can hit a man or your attacker in the groin and the nose for maximum impact. The strongest weapons of a woman’s body include the head, elbow, and knees. Martial art will teach you to use these body parts effectively to disable or wound your opponent temporarily. A hit with the elbow to the nose will not only stun them but also give you enough time to get away.

The only drawback of Martial arts is that it is effective only in close combat situations but if your subject is fleeing away or is at a distance then the Taser and the Pepper Spray can prove to be highly effective.

Monday, July 21, 2008

STINK POWER SCALE

USE THIS SCALE TO GRADE A "STINK"


POWER LEVEL :

1 = PUPPY FART
2 = WIFE'S OR HUSBAND'S BREATH
3 = GRANDMA
4 = GRANDMA'S DIAPER
5 = RUNNING A MARATHON WITH TUNA SHOVED BETWEEN YOUR TOES
6 = CAROL CHANNING'S MOIST DIAPER
7 = FUNGUS UNDER A HOBO'S BIG TOENAIL ...WASHED DOWN WITH A FLAT PEPSI
8 = SWEATY GORILLA WITH DIARRHEA
9 = SAME GORILLA WIPING HIS "SACK" WITH YOUR TOOTHBRUSH

AND FINALLY ...... # 10

SEND ME YOUR IDEA FOR THE TOP STINK LEVEL : dfdgraphico@yahoo.com

Friday, July 11, 2008

HOW TO BUY PLUS SIZE LINGERIE ....

MOST MEN FIND IT DIFFICULT FINDING LARGE "PLUS-SIZE" LINGERIE THAT TRULY WOULD FIT THEIR "DREAM GIRL".


This blog will attempt to provide you some tips in the hunt for something that may actually work ....Most Women are pretty uncomfortable with their size and overall sexiness ....Who can blame them ????

Ridicule , Laughter . Finger Pointing and Vomiting followed every where they went.
Words like "Fatass" , "Tubby" . "Behemoth Bitch" were commonplace, leading to chicken bucket overdose.....But, NO MORE !!!
Buying some Boat canvas covers and duct tape can lead to some passionate evening wear.

Tips:
1. Hide the feedbag (Caution: Watch out for teeth, you may lose a finger )
2. Power wash her body ...(Try lobbing a "zip lock" bag full of flea shampoo at her like a Hand Grenade)
3. RUN ! If you decide to see it through , go to next step !!
4. Lay your "Pork Princess" on to the tarp ( In all her glory )

(note: If your nostrils are still being assaulted , "Blast"her again for good measure.
5. Cinch tarp together with rivet gun and duct tape ....Let your imagination go.
6. Cut out some "love holes" and some for her arms while you are at it....
(I Just visualized this and threw up in my mouth )

ALL DONE !!!

If your looking for different colors , materials , you can try Military Canvas , Parachute material, Corrugated Aluminum, Newspaper. There is absolutely no reason with the above set of tips, can help you find that special lingerie.

FEMALE FORM


Once again designing eye catching female art is such a chore ....NOT !!!

Always looking for that right pose,that "come hither" look,that one thing that screams attention. So as I crop, paint, adjust, blend, filter and "perfect" my subject's look, i begin to think..."Boy,this could be worse,I could be stuck creating annual expense reports !!!"

But , I can create DREAM WOMEN with the power of my Digital paint pen and tablet...WOO HOO !!!
Sure it's all fantasy, but my vision put on screen, you just can't beat that.

So, keep your cute kittens , ladybugs , nature art , sunsets....

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

another few more reasons to use decals

1. Cover with lots of stickers and say that you got your car from a Turkish cab driver.
2. Cover bullet holes
3. Make people think you are artistic
4. Stickers add miles per gallon ....honest !
5. People will be looking at your stickers instead of you picking your nose.
6. They are cheap !!!!!
7. Make your pile of shit look cool

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Monday, June 23, 2008

Damn It's HOT HOT HOT



CALIFORNIA IS SCORCHIN' .......
Triple digit weather is here,suntan lotion,screaming ghetto hids and all.
Don't get me wrong...I love the beach,but when the sand is covered with garbage,diapers,condoms and god knows what else,it's probably best to watch where to go.

California beaches are some of the worst looking after a weekend. And people DON"T CARE !!!!


I swear i feel like dropping a foot up some of those kid's asses.They throw cans,bury waste and food under the sand,leaving everything like some shithole.

Nearby sportfishing is just as reckless,third world fishermen and ladies,catch undersize fish and hide them from the game wardens that walk about.I have been witness to the same fishermen "catch" STARFISH,OCTOPUS OR SOME OTHER HELPLESS CREATURE(knowing full well it was not going to be eaten),hand it over to some kids to oogle over,just to have them "smash" it on the ground or "keep" them.

AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT ??????

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

DOGBONE




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Thursday, June 12, 2008

HAPPY Birthday Tayleur

Wow ....Sweet Sixteen !!!

Seems just like yesterday when i remembered you such a small little girl. You always wanted "fry fry"s" (French Fries) to eat. I also remembered you wearing all the frilly , girly baby clothes we would buy you to wear, just so we could show you off.


I do miss those times when you were so small and would yell "Daddy !!!" when i would get home from work....I would get the best hugs and kisses. Even though you are "more" grown up and think parents are "embarrassing" , I love you just as much.

I wish you the best on your special day , because when you were born, it was my "special" day too.

Angels Among us

latest rendering for decal : Let me know what you think !!!



Tuesday, May 27, 2008

THE EYE



Well here is the problem ...Going thursday to get "INJECTION" in eye to eliminate floater problem ...( OH , JOY !!! )

Then later good ol' laser to the blood vessels so they stop leaking.

What Fresh Hell is This ??????

Saturday, May 24, 2008

DIABETES SUCKS

Well,it seems i got a problem....started day after i went to a recent concert at the HOUSE OF BLUES.

The ADICTS were playing and it kicked ass !!!!

Anyways , I woke up the next day eith what is called a EYE FLOATER , went to the V.A. hospital to get checked (U.S.ARMY VET),and was told i have diabetes and tha i will need laser surgery to correct.

Please Read the following , Because this can be VERY common :

What are Floaters?
A floater is the term commonly used to describe small spots in your field of vision. Floaters cast shadows over the retina (the light-sensitive inner layer of the eye) and the retina in turn then sends visual signals to the brain, resulting in an image being seen.

PROBLEMS ASSOCIATED WITH "FLOATERS"
Degenerative changes occur in the vitreous that shrink and may detach from the retina. This can cause a small amount of bleeding and is particularly common amongst people who are nearsighted or have had cataract surgery. Floaters that are caused by bleeding from an abnormal growth of blood vessels can lead to hemorrhages inside the eye. DIABETES

Abnormal blood vessel growth can also lead to scar tissue that tends to shrink and this shrinkage causes wrinkling, dragging, distortion, detachment or tearing of the retina.

Help for Floaters
If floaters persist and symptoms are worrying, it is advisable to have a thorough eye examination. Generally, if the number of floaters in the eye have increased or worsened, you should have it diagnosed and treated as quickly as possible. In most cases, floaters do not require treatment because eventually they do disappear.

When floaters appear in your line of vision, you should try to move your eye around or try looking up or down to move the floaters. There are no medications available to treat floaters. However, if floaters occur as a result of inflammatory eye disease, certain medications may be prescribed to treat the inflammation.

In more severe cases, surgery may be needed to remove floaters and prevent blindness. Surgical options include procedures such as vitrectomy and laser eye treatments like conventional LASIK are performed. Vitrectomy helps to remove scar tissue, clear blood and debris from the eye while LASIK corrects visual impairment.



My doctor explained this condition i have with ABNORMAL VESSEL GROWTH , and suggested laser surgery to correct.Even as i type it moves in and out of my field of vision.

It is very annoying.

Soon, I will be screened, but i am sure i will be diagnosed with diabetes.

How scary to hear "YOU HAVE BEEN DIAGNOSED" !!!!


I mean you go through life and never expect to hear theses things,I know it's not the end of the world, but I never thought i would be in this new era of my life.

READ ALL YOU CAN ABOUT THIS VERY SERIOUS AND MOST IMPORTANT CONDITION

MORE INFO : AMERICAN DIABETES ASSOCIATION

Friday, May 16, 2008

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

SIGNS OF A HAUNTING



SIGNS OF A RESIDUAL HAUNTING: Sometimes, this type of activity can make itself known in similar ways to an "Intelligent" haunting, but the most important signs will be different. A spirit, or an image in this case, will not interact with any of the living occupants of the location.

The activity, and the sightings, will be random. There will be no missing items. While doors and windows may open and close by themselves, it will be because of energy expending itself and not because of spirit activity. Commonly reported in these cases are sounds of footsteps, walking and breathing and odd, usually repetitive sounds. Apparitions are commonly reported but they will not notice the living persons around them and will usually repeat the same actions over and over again. It is much more common to visibly spot an image in this type of haunting but remember, there will be no interaction with it.

Like a repeating set of events will occur commonly during the same time or actual location,(think of a recording played in a loop).

Ghosts have been known to interact with the living or just make acknowledgment with a quick glance or eye contact. In other accounts the ghost seems unaware of the presence of living people and appears to be acting out some part of their own life.

SIGNS OF AN INTELLIGENT HAUNTING: The spirit will usually manifest itself in physical ways like slamming, opening and unlocking doors and windows; strange sounds; voices; cold chills and sometimes odors. It may make itself seen and it will most likely look as it did when alive.
The witness should be sure however, that the visible spirit seems to interact and is not just a sighting.

The annoyance factor with this type of haunting will be very high as the spirit seeks to get the attention of the living occupants at or in the location. These spirits are known for hiding objects; keys,small items, moving things about; turning things off and on and other nuisances that would be similar to a child seeking attention. In this sort of case, the spirit may be looking for assistance to pass over or to accomplish a certain task. It has also been documented that the spirit may just be seeking company from the residents, or even from the investigators themselves.


EVP recordings and other evidence can be done from this type of haunting.
There are different types of entities that will manifest :

# Ghost: Soul, Spirit The disembodied spirit of a dead person, conceived of an appearing to the living as a pale, shadowy apparition.(shadow. uneven form, mist, energy,cloud ).

# Phantom: Something that seems to appear but has no physical exsistance; Apparition, Vision, Spector. Something to be feared or deaded.

# Wraith: Guardian; a ghost. Spectral figure of a person supposedly seen as a premonition just before that person dies.

# Poltergeist: Responsible for mysterious noisy disturbances or moving, misplacing of objects. Some poltergeists have been reported to cause physical harm to people.(unsettled ghost that constantly moves , throws , slams ,objects and annoys people around it.) (hair can be pulled , face slapped and physical harm.)

When dealing with ghosts don't look for any rules or absolutes. There are circumstances that seem to create a more ghostly atmosphere, but there are no guarantees on predicting when and where a ghost will appear.
When it comes to ghost hunting the only rule is be ready for anything.

Recurring Hauntings/Ghosts

Recurring apparitions are ghosts that occur in regular cycles over a period of time, usually once annually. This type of ghost sighting is one of the most popular. The date of manifestation usually occurs on an anniversary date or a day of special importance to the deceased. These apparitions can include both ghosts of people and animals. Reports of recurring ghosts include individuals who have committed suicide, murder victims, and entire phantom armies marching across battlefields. Old hospitals, Graveyards , Areas of tragedies/Accidents are common places to witness these events.



SIGNS OF POLTERGEIST ACTIVITY: The already mentioned types of physical activity are most common in these cases, usually involving the violent manipulation of household and stationary objects, which seem to move about "under their own power". Watch for these reports of phenomena to escalate for a period as time goes by. Also watch for a female adolescent to be present in the household or for all of the activity to be centered around one person in particular. It is common that none of the activity will take place unless that person is present at the time.

The earliest known reports of poltergeists date back to the ancient Romans. Other poltergeist records can be found in the medieval times of China and Germany. The reports indicate unexplainable events such as throwing dirt, flying objects, awful smells, loud noises, unexplained lights and ghostly apparitions. All of which are very similar to the still ongoing reports of modern poltergeists. Why exactly poltergeist activity occurs has been under debate by experts and scientists for decades. Poltergeists usually begin and end abruptly. The typical incident can last for several hours or several years.

The differences between poltergeist activity and a haunting can be very hard to distinguish. In the early stages of a poltergeist it may be impossible. Haunts and poltergeists do share basic aspects, (apparitions, strange noises, odors, moving or disappearing objects, etc.).

If you feel that you are encountering poltergeist activity don't wait to look for help. Find a priest or local paranormal research group in your area. Some poltergeist cases can be exorcised before they have the chance of becoming dangerous. If you think that the poltergeist is linked to an object in you possession get rid of that object right away.
Don't try to move or run away from a poltergeist. It's a waste of time. If the poltergeist is linked to a person or object it will follow right along with you. The best thing to do is seek out professional help as soon as you can.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

PIMPLE POPPING MADE EASY


Pimples, or zits (slang name) can be mild UP to severe. Its a common skin condition and can affect anyone from teenagers to women in there LATER YEARS.

Its rare to find acne in men of that age range. Acne, the full medical term is acne vulgaris is a common skin condition that happens when skin cells are clogged with oil and dead skin and then is infected with bacteria.

A pimple is red and is often raised bump like on the skin affecting the face, neck, shoulders, and back area. If a pimple bursts under the skin and sends bacteria into the surrounding tissues, it is then called a papule.

If the papule goes even deeper under the skin, its called a pustule. It might not be as red as other pimples but may have a white enter and be very painful. If it goes even deeper in the skin, it is then called a cyst or boil. These are very serious and should be treated by a trained professional who will administer topical remedies to help clear it up.
By picking or squeezing, you can add additional bacteria into the area and make the outbreak worse instead of better. Your hands or fingers may carry bacteria that you dont even know about that can aggravate the condition of your pimple. A good rule to remember is to keep your face clean and your hands very clean and off your face.

But. if you can't resist you can REDUCE the pressure with a squeeze ....

1. WASH YOUR DIRTY ASS HANDS WITH SOAP AND WATER,(ESPECIALLY IF YOU JUST FINISHED TAKING A CRAP ).

2.POSITION "INDEX" FINGERS ON EACH SIDE OF ZIT.....(NOTE: CLIP YOUR NAILS TO REDUCE SLICING INTO SKIN).

3. APPLY EVEN (SLOW) PRESSURE TO "POP" PRESSURE...(TELL ANYONE CLOSE TO YOU TO COVER THEIR MOUTHS)

4. AIM AWAY FROM PEOPLE AND PETS ....

5. YOU WILL BE FINISHED WHEN YOU HEAR GASPS, SCREAMS AND PUKING SOUNDS COMING FROM WITNESSES.


END RESULT : SO WHAT COMES OUT ????<

DEAD SKIN CELLS , WHITE BLOOD CELLS , INFECTION

HAVE FUN !!!!

Sunday, April 20, 2008

REALISTIC PHOTO PRINT EFFECT

Step 1:
First create the thin border of the photograph OR image you choose.
Use the Rectangular Marquee Tool to draw a rectangle the shape of a photo.
Create a new layer and call it frame, fill the selection with a gradient going from white to beige (#F7F2E7) like in the picture below.

Or whatever shade coloring you are looking for.



Step 2:Create a new layer and call it mask, with the selection still active shrink the selection by 4 - 6 px.
Fill the selection with whatever color you like, we will use this layer as a layer mask for our real picture in the next step.




Step 3: Insert the image you want to use to create realistic photo, make sure the image is in a layer above the mask layer.
Hold down the Alt button and position the mouse between the mask layer and the picture layer, the mouse pointer should look like the picture to the left, now left click.

Your image should now only be visible inside the rectangle you created in the mask layer.Now you can resize and move the image as you like inside this rectangle.

Now you can resize and move the image as you like inside this rectangle.

Step 4:Create a new layer and call it white gradient, set the foreground color to white, select the gradient tool and open the gradient editor.
Select the gradient called “Foreground to Transparent” which should be in your presets list.
Click the left Opacity stop and set the opacity to 50% as demonstrated in the picture bellow.




Step 5:Draw a gradient from the bottom right corner towards the upper left corner as demonstrated in the image bellow.
Change the foreground color to black and create a new layer and call it black gradient now create the same gradient but in the opposite corner.








Step 7:Instead of applying a basic drop shadow we will create a more realistic shadow.
Start by creating a new layer called shadow and place the shadow layer below the frame layer, click the frame layer preview.Right click the selection and select Make work path, set the tolerance to 10.

Step 8:Select the Path selection tool and add an anchor point on the right and bottom side of the path, to add an anchor point you simply right click the path and select Add anchor point.
Move the anchor points.


Step 9:Right click the path and select Make selection to transform it back to a selection.
Fill the selection with black and deselect by hitting ctrl + D, set the layer opacity to 50% and apply a gaussian blur (Filter > Blur > Gaussian blur) with about 6px in radius.



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Monday, April 7, 2008

PhotoShop Trick : Easy Reflection Effect


I am going to show you how you can add reflections to your text, shapes or objects. This is a very easy technique and can be used in web design or interesting photo effects.

As an example, I will add a reflection to some text, however you can also use the same technique to add reflections to shapes or objects.

The first step is to duplicate our text layer. You can do that by simply going to Layer - Duplicate layer.


You can also add a bit of perspective or not to the reflection layer by transforming it (Edit->Transform->Perspective) if you want.Flip this layer by using Free Transform/ Flip vertical.


The next step is to add a layer mask to the duplicate layer. To do this simply click on the add layer mask button in the layers palette.
add layer mask button



Now pick the Gradient Tool and draw a gradient (black to white) in the direction that the arrow is showing in the screenshot .
(SEE EXAMPLE BELOW)



Finally just reduce the opacity of the duplicate layer and you are all done. I reduced the opacity and here is my final result.

There is no set rules in using this technique......experiment with the opacity to set the effect you are looking for.



FINAL RESULT .....

NEW DECALS






NEW DECALS ADDED

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

TOP FUNNY DECALS



1. LOVE THY NEIGHBOR....JUST DON'T GET CAUGHT

2. DON'T LITTER.. JUST SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

3. HAVE A NICE DAY .... ASSHOLE

4. 100% AMERICAN BUSH

5. P.M.S EQUIPPED

Thursday, March 27, 2008

TOP 5 REASONS TO PUT A DECAL ON YOUR CAR

Here's some reasons to put a decal on your car.........

1. Covers a Parking lot / shopping cart accident

2. If you put more than 40 "i love jesus or god rules"...you definitely will get to heaven. (May or May not work).

3. Chicks think you're cool and artistic.

4. Hippies like them too !!!!

5. CAR CLUB GROUPS "know" that racing/logo stickers make your car FASTER !!!
(really works):)

Saturday, March 22, 2008

PHOTOSHOP TUTORIAL : AIRBRUSH SKIN




Airbrush your photos in Photoshop - Quick and easy


First start with a picture (unprocessed/filtered),scanned or from digital camera.
For example : This pretty lady

Step 1

After opening image up in Photoshop, the first thing we will do is to use the Heal Brush to remove any obvious marks, scars, blemishes. Be as thorough as you like here, as the cleaner the skin is to start with, the better the results at the final step .
Use an appropriate brush size (try 13 small) in order to sample and brush away the blemishes and bad marks without losing any important detail.Try to get all the bad areas , including wrinkles (crowsfeet), etc.


Step 2

Once you are finished with the Heal Brush, duplicate the layer and apply the Dust and Scratches filter.

Filter > Noise > Dust & Scratches

For this example, I used a radius of 5 pixels and a threshold of 0. You can adjust these to suit your image as needed. The result you are looking for is a creamy blend of features, without too much banding of color.
You can adjust as necessary.



Step 3
The next filter to use is the Gaussion Blur. This will remove any banding that might have occurred in the previous step, and give the whole image a creamier complexion. Even coloring is what we are after.

Filter > Blur > Gaussion Blur

I used a radius around 2 for this example. Again, adjust as necessary for each image.



Step 4

The final step in preparing your photo's new complexion is to add subtle texture. Skin generally would not have a plastic or store-dummy complexion, so by adding some filter noise we will give the photo a more realistic look.

Note: If your looking to experiment with this step in your artwork,it can produce some interesting results with still subjects (doll-like complexions) .

Filter > Noise > Add Noise

I used an amout of 0.10% noise (minimum setting), select uniform with Monochromatic box selected. As always, adjust to suit your image or result you are happy with .


Step 5

We are now ready to digitally correct our photo with perfect skin !!!

Add a layer mask to the layer we have been filtering and fill it with black. This will cause the image to disappear and the layer beneath (the original) will show through.
Nothing to worry about - it's still there, it's just been hidden or 'masked' with black.



Step 6
In this step we get the 'paint' the new complexion right on. It is at this stage that a steady hand and attention to details comes to the forefront.Take your time in this step,If you have a WACOM TABLET this will be fun !!!!

Select the Brush Tool and make sure your colour is White. I chose a brush size of around 30 pixels and a hardness of 0%. You can adjust the size of your brush as you "paint" over the image in order to get into the tight corners etc.(hairline , around eyes , etc.)

The whole idea is to "cover" the old original skin with your new and improved skin.

If you do accidently paint over something you didn't really want to, simply change the brush colour BACK to black and you can erase your mistake.
This process is identical to working with Quick Mask Mode.

Step 7
After your finished "painting",you should see what has occured to the mask layer.

Step 8

Here you can "TWEAK" the color balance of your photo, just remember a little goes a long way,so I will add a Hue/Saturation Adjustment Layer.

Layer > New Adjustment Layer > Hue/Saturation




Step 9

Now you can try some PHOTO-style filters if you like, or go to next step.

Step 12

The final step is to apply sharpen to the image (just a little bit !!!).Instead of clicking on a SHARPNESS filter,we will do a simple and interesting step.

First, duplicate the original layer. Then, Simply drag the original layer onto the new layer button on the layers pallette . Set this new layer to Overlay the original.

APPLY High Pass filter to the new layer.

Filter > Other > High Pass


Use only a small amount, only to show detail.

Once that filter is applied you can adjust the opacity of the layer and it will increase/decrease the level of sharpening.

YOUR FINAL RESULT :



(I gave her DARKFLAME eyes,but hope this helps......)

THE TREE



Magical .....Powerful.....Dangerous

Don't get too close.......

DIGITAl DESKTOP

Friday, March 21, 2008

TOP HOLLYWOOD STICKERS

TOP HOLLYWOOD STICKER IDEAS


"EX-WAITER LOOKING FOR OSCAR"
"WHAT'S MY MOTIVATION ????"
"I'M READY FOR MY CLOSE-UP "
"CAUTION ! PAPARAZZI MAY FOLLOW "


"MY AGENT CAN BEAT-UP YOUR AGENT"
"I BRAKE FOR "PREMIERES"
"LEADING MAN"
"PLEASE,NO AUTOGRAPHS"

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

TOP 5 BRITNEY DECALS


TOP 5 BRITNEY DECALS(you may or may not see)

1. "I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt." (quote)

2. "Vote BRITNEY for Edumacation !" (self explanatory)

3. "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE !!!!" (I don't have to say WHERE this came from)

4. "My babaies love redbull !!" (I thought they drank starbucks ?)

5. "I'm rich,freakin' rich. That's crazy" (yes it is.)

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Digital desktop art for your computer, laptop and soon for your ipod.

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

New Additions To Site





Here's some new additions to my website .....definetly not common on cars.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

DON'T BE A DECAL DUMMY


listen up, being in a hurry can make you a decal dummy.
Too many ways decal application can go wrong !! Everything from misalignment to "bubbles".

Decals come in three parts; The backing paper , The decal design , and finally the Transfer paper.

Generally . there "two" ways to apply decals.

The First method is called : The Dry method - First and foremost the surface area for the decal MUST be completely clean (no dust, dirt, material or grease).THIS CANNOT BE OVERLOOKED. If area was freshly painted,be very cautious that paint has properly cured prior to install. Otherwise ,it may be possible decal would pull paint if surface is not fully cured.

Install during normal weather conditions,dry (no wind) to minimize problems.
Glass cleaners,ammonia type cleaners are commonly NOT used for install,try using ALCOHOL to prep surface(leaves NO residue).

Line up decal to desired position:(you can use a small piece of masking tape at top of decal to help center),SLOWLY peel backing paper away , and press down decal / transfer paper to surface. Starting from center use a credit card to firmly and evenly work strokes to have decal adhere to surface and release from transfer paper.Take your time,to ensure no bubbles are visible.
Finally, lift a corner slowly and peel away transfer paper.
THAT'S IT YOUR DONE !!!!!

The Second method : The Wet Method

Wet Solution needed : mix 1 teaspoon of Dawn Dish Soap or Joy with one gallon of water,use a spray bottle then mist the application area prior to installation.
Applications are basically the same, however this method is a little more forgiving if decal needs to be "tweaked" into place.
But , As a rule decals cannot be placed and replaced too many times, so be sure of placement !!!

Dealing With Bubbles and Problems
You will probably end up with some bubbles in your decal application. Small bubbles will go away in time (the film breathes, and will flatten out after a few weeks at an appropriate temperature). If you want to work on the bubbles immediately, then poke them with a pin, pressing the film down with your
thumb immediately afterwards. Have patience though, the decal will lay flat on it’s own in time unless the bubbles are unusually large.If there was some grit or other material caught under decal,then it will be probably visible.

LARGE DECALS : Always use some extra hands to help line up and finish up decals.

And if all goes well, your decals should have years of durability, under normal conditions.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

BINARY GIRL


A WALLPAPER I DESIGNED FOR MY OWN DESKTOP- USING PHOTOSHOP/DEEP PAINT/AND OF COURSE WACOM TABLET.

NAMED BINARY GIRL

Friday, March 14, 2008

ANATOMY OF A DECAL


Most of you when looking for decals , stickers and or graphics may not fully understand the "business" behind decal creation.So, i'm going to explain some important points to look for when shopping for vinyl stickers.

Some websites and shops use certain terminology when describing material and overall quality.

For instance,there are 3 types of vinyl material used to create decals.
1. calendered vinyl:

It's the very basic material with the shortest life and cheapest cost, therefore not recommended for any long-lasting use.It has been known to shrink, crack,and even fade color.This type of vinyl material is generally thicker.

2. Intermediate vinyl grade:
A better choice for most applications due to it's longer durability (5-7 year) compared to calendered (1-3 year).Good choice for most flat surfaces and has less shrink problems.Easy application and conforms to slight surface contours.

3. Cast vinyl:
The best for all decal applications,like car graphics,truck-trailer graphics,etc.
Superior life (up to 10 years) depending on manufacturer.A very thin material(around 2 mil) thickness ensures greater conforming attributes.It also provides greater protection against weathering and fade.

All the above types of vinyl are used throughout the decal/sign making industry,but knowing that a particular vinyl material may be better for your project, will definitely point you in the right direction.

All manufacturers provide countless colors for you , no matter the type of vinyl you purchase.

the bottom line :

Calendered Vinyl
Short term life. 1-3 years depending on brand. Flat surfaces only. 3 mil or thicker.Cheapest material used.Generally used in signmaking,menus or when cost is an issue.

Intermediate Vinyl
Medium term life.Basic use 5-6 years depending on brand. Flat and simple contours. Good choice over calendered vinyl.

Cast Vinyl
Long term life. 7-9 years typical life. Flat, contour and rivets. 2 mil Thickness for the best contour fit.Best choice for full graphics and superior color retention.

For more info contact me at : dfdgraphico@yahoo.com

Thursday, March 13, 2008

STRANGE LAWS


THE ACCURACY OF THE FOLLOWING ARE SOMEWHAT QUESTIONABLE ...Since most governmental agencies keep a tight rein on common citizens. I think you will be a bit surprised to read about the following that happen to be on the books .


-- It is illegal for any member of the Nevada Legislature or office to conduct
official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in
session. (I have seen this at a 7-11 store)

-- In New Mexico, it's legal for couples to have sex in a
parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or
van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in. (nooners)

-- Anywhere in the U.S., it's illegal to use any live endangered
species, except insects, in public or private sexual displays, shows
or exhibits depicting cross-species sex.

(I don't know about you , having a cockroach jumping up and down on my peepee ,really doesn't sound sexy.)


-- In certain eastern states (you know who you are) it is illegal to engage in sexual activity
with the lights on.

(reports state that women from these areas have large case of the uglies !!!!)

-- In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse
with a live fish.
(fish ??? women ??? What's the difference ????)