STINK POWER SCALE

USE THIS SCALE TO GRADE A "STINK"

POWER LEVEL :

1 = PUPPY FART
2 = WIFE'S OR HUSBAND'S BREATH
3 = GRANDMA
4 = GRANDMA'S DIAPER
5 = RUNNING A MARATHON WITH TUNA SHOVED BETWEEN YOUR TOES
6 = CAROL CHANNING'S MOIST DIAPER
7 = FUNGUS UNDER A HOBO'S BIG TOENAIL ...WASHED DOWN WITH A FLAT PEPSI
8 = SWEATY GORILLA WITH DIARRHEA
9 = SAME GORILLA WIPING HIS "SACK" WITH YOUR TOOTHBRUSH

AND FINALLY ...... # 10

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